*Water is the wettest substance known to science* Well what about lemonade?

*Talking about Groundhog Day* Greyhound Day.

*East 17 – Stay Another Day* SLEIGHBELLS.

Billie: How can I make that a quote?
Jordan: It doesn’t have to be a quote Billie that’s the beauty of it.

Mark: Jordan why do you spend your weekends in Ann Summers with your friend?
Jordan: Well there’s nowt else to do is there.

Boob lube

*In reference to the book* Billie… NO

*Matts Uncle is Peter Kay*
Jordan: Even though I know it’s a lie I still believe it.
Matt: How can you believe it if you know it’s a lie?
Jordan: It’s like Father Christmas init.

*Switch breaks* Jump on Matt

The only thing snow is good for is keeping your beer cold outside