The only girl I need is Stella.

*Jordan on drinking*
You don’t waste your money though it’s temporary happiness.

Matt: In the last year we’ve all matured.
Jordan: I haven’t I’ve gone backwards.

It’s a true theory.

My mind works in mysterious ways.

Recipe for a mad spoon.

*Blowing up balloons*
Jordan: You gotta push it out from your cheeks.

Matt you tell me what you want and I’ll make your dreams come true.

You can’t choose your friends can you.

*Leanne to Mark*
Mark: Aren’t most people normal?
Jordan: I’m not normal.