Isis made Michael Caine change his name.

*Andrew Lincoln’s real name*
Jordan: It’s not as bad as Michael Caine’s real name.
Matt: What is it?
Jordan: Something Stupid.

*Are you single business card* Jordan: Well it’d be nice to be asked.

D’you reckon wasps have teeth?

*Jar Jar Binks shot* Sorry no photo?

Matt: We had a teacher in school and his name was just Amin, no surname.
Jordan: Like McLovin?

*Free coffee in America* If I was Prime Minister that’d be the only thing coming in to this country.

All I need in life is a cuppa tea.

Jordan: I’m not touching it again Matt.
Matt: What?

Matt: What’s the Pink Panther’s favourite paper size?
Jordan: Is that a trick question?