Mate this cheese is like cold

What happens if you keep getting kindney stones do you have to have your kidney taken out?

Joe: Would you eat a live scorpion Jordan?
Jordan: Yeah if I was hungry

This apples reyt round today

It’s like eating a bauble

Michael: Do you have a new girlfriend Jordan?

Jordan: Always have somebody new

Matt: Is that a book quote?

Jordan: Not really, just a true statement

Joe: Do you know what Rowan Atkinson first film was?
Jordan: Was it University Challenge?

As nice as that apple was, it wasn’t very nice

I’ve only been in love once Jack, sorry

Matt: “I thought you were a married man Jordan?”
Jordan: “Yeah to my left hand”

I don’t trust a lot of people in my life