Jordan taking his brace out
Matt: “You never have them in”
Jordan: “What you on about I’m eating some nuts”

Whilst we’re on the topic of conversations

Matt: “If you had an icon what would it be?”
Jordan: “I dunno I haven’t thought that far ahead”

I slept on a lilo in a cupboard once

Jordan pulls out some condoms

Jordan: “Don’t know how you use them like”

Kirsty hands Jordan condoms.

Jordan: “it’s going to smell like a drag race, when I’m done”

Bacon’s not pork, it’s more like ham

I drink nearly every day Matt

I want to know the statistics of how many people a year get murdered by opening the door on Halloween to trick or treaters

Murdered/Dies it’s the same thing