Takes me a few minutes to figure out what I’m saying

Who’s put mayo on their apple?

Chris: Where did you stop when you went Maga?
Jordan: Next to this upside down house

Jordan picks up a bag of tobacco: I like how it doesn’t have any ingredients on it

Matt you little Christmas miracle!

I wouldn’t say drinking is a hobby, its more of a problem

You’ve got a body clock in your head that wakes you up in the morning

I’m gonna Google what hobbies are and see what falls into the categories

I’m a bit of a loner when it comes to hobbies

Looking at ingredients of a pack of nuts

You know funny thing is it doesn’t say it contains nuts