Vietnamese whirl

Once you’ve seen it once, you’ve seen it once

Its nowt like dogs in tights though is it

It feels like something has been bumped up!

I say white you say black

I’m not saying anything to you with words.

Mark: Fact of the day, Jesus backwards is Sausage.

Jordan: But there’s no J in Sausage

“Jack McGroin in Web Dev”

*Pestle and Mortar – Which one is which*
Jordan: Ooo I dunno, that’s like what came first, the chicken or the egg?

*Hair straightening/GHDs* Jordan: Well my hair would be the same it’d just flop about”