Jordan to Jack: “Just put it wherever you fancy”

Jordan: Does the bin swing both ways?

Jordan: “I get what choccy milk is now it’s chocolate milk but not chocolate milk”

Jordan: “I’d have sausages

“If you don’t like it put a tea bag in it”

*Jordan on Bae*
Billie: Why do you call her Annette?
Jordan: I saved her as that in my phone because I didn’t know her name at first
Billie: Why?!
Jordan: Well it’s not the first thing I usually ask is it

Mark: What do you reckon happens when Jordan floats towards a black hole?
Jordan: It goes nahhhhh

Joe: I think the cleaners have stolen my fly swatter/coaster
Billie: I think you sleepwalk back to work in the night and steal your own stuff
Joe: That’s a long way to sleepwalk
Jordan: Yeah but you’re asleep for like 8 hours

Matt: “Jordan, checkyp is a bit slow innit?”
Jordan: “Don’t start, you’re preaching to the preachers here”

*R2-D2 hoover missing*
Jordan: Henry the hoover has got intellegen