“I should work for Nasa”

Jordan: It’s beautiful protection that, as good as Durex

Matt: What would you do if Zachariah took a bite out of your Yeezys? Jordan: Put him down

Joe: In an American Subway there was a sign saying ‘give your valentine a ft long
Jordan: That’d be ideal that

“I can’t smell the baby”

*Moulin Rouge* Joe: Doesn’t he fall in love with a prostitute? Jordan: Yeah that’s romance that

*Moulin Rouge* Jordan: Is that the one set in Chicago? Joe: No, that’s Chicago.

Matt: Speak another language you Jordan.

Jordan: Yeah, but its a good language.

*Talking about Doc Martin shoes being too tight*
If they’re still tight put Vaseline around where they’re tight…

My fufu detector is tingling.