Jordan: You’ve got to understand the joke.
Matt: Yeah Jordan that’s how jokes work.

No one wants to eat blue cake.

I don’t like hearing sounds.

*I ordered a blue jumper but I think it’s grey*
Jordan: I can think.
Matt: Do you mean you can dream?
Jordan: Yeah that.

*Tiny pet giraffe* Yeah but it’d be walking into the door all the time.

Why would you want a tiny pet Rhino? It’d just be running into your shins all the time!

*Shoe size* I’ll have you know I can sometimes squeeze into infants.

*John Young* Jon Yun Sun

*Throws crab* I’m always getting crabs me.

Matt: Jordan looks like a pineapple.
Jordan: I don’t even like fruit!