I’d eat lipstick over PVA glue any day.

Jordan: I can’t think of anything worse than going outside and building a picnic bench.
Matt: Go on try to think of something worse.
Joe: Standing on a piece of lego.
Jordan: Yeah but where are you going to find a piece of lego in here.

*Matt looking at artwork that has a heading ‘The Magic of Moths’*
Jordan: What’s so magic about them though?
Matt: Harry Potter n that innit.
Jordan: Yeah I suppose so.

*David Cameron/10 Downing Street* I thought he just went there every day.

Yeah but how old’s God.

Rodayeo burger.

You gotta know how to take off a bra with one hand.

I’m excited for a big slab of meat.

Jordan: I have a love-hate relationship with that book (The Educated Mind)
Matt: Why’d you love it?
Jordan: I don’t I hate it

I’m not saying I’m parched but now you’ve said it I am parched