*Toaster in the bath EU debate*
Mark: Try it tonight Jordan
Jordan: No coz you’d get crumbs everywhere.

Imagine the damage you could do with a pointy breadstick.

I know people who pour orange juice on their cereal.

You could kill ’em coz there are no laws on Mars’

*In reference to Soft mints* It’s like a jaw workout before you swallow.

*Mark says do IQ test* I thought you said IKEA test!

*Jordan continuously hits his hand on the fly swatter* I’m trying to get rid of the pain!

Easter eggs are egg shaped so they don’t roll off of the shelf.

You just keep scanning Joe.

*New York Bagel/Arctic Monkeys conspiracy theory*